under even more constant deconstruction type non making
since oh, maybe...
April 11th 2006 or even further back before anyone had working web video
This site was closed to the general public you know.
but re-opened again in November 2008 (-:
Just for you really..
Welcome.. here's me below- clevercelt !
and ....
now that you are here...
You could pretend to read this old imaginary magazine while waiting:

That's what I do, write and make stuff for me, myself and whoever else might want it.
.... all the other things below are just meters and yolks and stuff ....
Don't ever forget real people.
I like occassional statements in RED
(but This green website design seems strangely familar somehow)
Website traffic meter above
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Gas Meter

Give-a-fuck-o-meter
( Hmmmm. Just can't quite place This website design scolling - small words - green technique)

How could you measure sound advice like the above!
'technique' is that too strong a word ?
With A sound advice meter

Then there's a parking meter:
and a reflection of my attitude towards them as expressed by
mister Johnny Cash (R.I.P.)
I almost remembered where I think I might have seen this design style before
there was green links
or a special tone or subject matter
or maybe lack of style - or design sense - doesn't the following image
strike you as perhaps just a little tad nonsensical, in terms of marketing communications,
i.e. - like that long awkward sentence above, there had to be a better way of saying it....
Now that's an offer I can't refuse - 20% off everything in my own shop - wow - I hope
I have enough stock, because with that deal, I'm going to just Buy Buy Buy.
Bye Bye 4 now
I really am going this time.
no you close the browser window
go on....
nope nothing left to see down here...
nope
see told ya.
look proof - nothing
zero
Oh if you're so insistant why not visit another part of the site here